But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be And you know what? Thank God 'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch - it's your car and it costs more than my house Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut!