Post by sethbramwell on Nov 23, 2010 2:17:12 GMT -5
I dunno if anyone knows woot.com, but they offer a deal every day with shipping always being five dollars. ANyways, they usually include a humorous description, and today's description for wraparound earmuffs... just cracked me up.
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Man, are you Lobot cosplayers going to be happy today!
How many times have you gone up to the stage, only to see that first prize go to some chick in a cat suit that shows off her belly? And when you ask a judge to justify their vote, it’s always the same thing. “Sorry, my friend, but those earmuffs looked too fake.” And then all you have left are the three T’s of nerd failure: tears, tequila and chicken tenders.
But after today, you’ll be having celebration chicken! Because two pairs of 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers are going to WIN you that cosplay award! With a comfortable innovative Behind-The-Head design, the 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers use the adjustable frame to allow for earrings, glasses, baseball caps and bald wigs, just like the kind actor John Hollis wore! At least, he might have worn it. Oh, he really went bald? Wow, that’s dedication. Or genetics. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
Anyway, that’s not the point we’re trying to make. The point we’re trying to make is that with a two pack of 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers and a few flashing lights, you’re going to have that Lobot cosplay award locked down. And you’ll be warm while doing it! But, um… just in case… maybe you should do a few sit-ups? No, that’s not a slam or anything, we’re just saying… if you can pull off a belly-shirt, Sexy Lobot is probably going to swing a few more votes your way.
sale.images.woot.com/180s_Adjustable_Behind-the-Head_Fleece_Ear_Warmers_2-Pack5jdStandard.jpg
Man, are you Lobot cosplayers going to be happy today!
How many times have you gone up to the stage, only to see that first prize go to some chick in a cat suit that shows off her belly? And when you ask a judge to justify their vote, it’s always the same thing. “Sorry, my friend, but those earmuffs looked too fake.” And then all you have left are the three T’s of nerd failure: tears, tequila and chicken tenders.
But after today, you’ll be having celebration chicken! Because two pairs of 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers are going to WIN you that cosplay award! With a comfortable innovative Behind-The-Head design, the 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers use the adjustable frame to allow for earrings, glasses, baseball caps and bald wigs, just like the kind actor John Hollis wore! At least, he might have worn it. Oh, he really went bald? Wow, that’s dedication. Or genetics. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
Anyway, that’s not the point we’re trying to make. The point we’re trying to make is that with a two pack of 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers and a few flashing lights, you’re going to have that Lobot cosplay award locked down. And you’ll be warm while doing it! But, um… just in case… maybe you should do a few sit-ups? No, that’s not a slam or anything, we’re just saying… if you can pull off a belly-shirt, Sexy Lobot is probably going to swing a few more votes your way.